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• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No one has died
• there's no accounting for taste
• If there were no birds
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• MY life has no carrot
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• No one gets out of this life alive
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• There is no "One", either
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• no shit, there we were
• There's no point unless you make one
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• time has no meaning here
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• God has no free will
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• There's no better mirror than a child
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• There are no seasons in California
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• There is no time paradox
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There is no right answer
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There is no you
• There Is No Art
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There is no normality
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• no one listens anymore
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There's no replacement for displacement
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• There is no suck, only blow
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• A community without shame has no future
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• gomame no ha gishiri
• There is no camel in this scene
• No one says anything important during the day
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• There's no there there
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• The pretty girl has no friends
• There are no facts
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• A double-edged sword has no point
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There's no such thing as normal
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• There Is No Rose
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• The words no one can find
• There is no Cabal
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• No One Knows Who I Am
• There is no midterm in this class
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• My life may no longer be my own
• There is no deal with the demon
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There are no sleep in can
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no there there
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There is no such thing as society
• There is no postgame
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There are no male cows, moron
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• There is no friend anywhere
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• No shit, there I was
• Naming Windows computers
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• September has such a feeling
• There is no happy ending
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• No one can be totally logical
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Windows XP easter eggs
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Science Has No Morals
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There are no stars any more
• No Other One
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• there is no existing mythology
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Tom Waits for no one
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• hate has no home here
• Without religion, there is no God
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• There are no three letter .coms left
• There are no transitional fossils
• Life, no road signs
• No one wants you the way you are
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There is no real me
• If No One Will Love Me
• lying here with no one near
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one ever listens to the bassist

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