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• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Tell them I hate them!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Bringing them back from the dead
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• if you slide them together, like this
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• My aunt doesn't like them
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I love them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Tell Them
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• How do ya like them apples?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Us and Them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Them!
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• The lives within them
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• I was into them after they were hip
• It kills me to watch them go
• we can take them
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Them Bones
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Fuck them all but the six
• we never hear them calling to us
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• T.H.E.M.
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Teach Them to Fish
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• Why do we treat them so well?
• How to use chopsticks
• One Node to Rule Them All
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Let them have Festivas
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• By their fruits you shall know them
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Them Node Writers
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Degrees of Pornography
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• chop saw
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Us vs. Them
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• Send them to the next dimension
• don't let them scare you
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• For them the sky spreads
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Never let them see you bleed
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• them
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Them are fightin' words
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• People with programming languages named after them
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Them's Good Eatin'
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I eat them by the handful
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• Let them eat cake
• .them
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• If you can't beat them, join them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Watching them together
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Them Lunch Toters
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Let them know
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Bless them hagafens!

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