Findings:

• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The bored who complain
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being the last to fall asleep
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Taking things at surface value
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• chase your shadow till the sun goes down
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Chased by bears
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The rules of pool are not selective
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Capitalize, please
• Know your pets
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Going by the script when talking to people
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Aphelion 0.1 : We All Fall Down
• cat haters
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why people who jog live longer
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• People who use Windows
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• People referred to by three initials
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Down By The Bay
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Down by Law (user)
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• All Fall Down
• Accidental death odds
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Dead links in writeups
• Those who hunt monsters
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• play dumb
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I want to fall down your front step.
• The dream people were being assholes.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Down By Law
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo
• Down By the River
• Swimming pool injury
• The Wild Colonials
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• Judging women by their books
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Personality is defined by other people
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The Who By Numbers
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Being licked to death by kittens
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Fall down go boom
• On Being the one who goes away
• Down by the Salley Gardens
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• Who wants a down vote
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• Bubbles falls down the rabbit hole
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Fall Down
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan

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