Findings:

• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The bored who complain
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Aphelion 0.1 : We All Fall Down
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Down By The Bay
• The rules of pool are not selective
• cat haters
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Fall down go boom
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Down by Law (user)
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who use Windows
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dead links in writeups
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Personality is defined by other people
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Those who hunt monsters
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Taking things at surface value
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Down By Law
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• Bubbles falls down the rabbit hole
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Accidental death odds
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Capitalize, please
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Music need not be popular to be good
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why people who jog live longer
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The dream people were being assholes.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Chased by bears
• People referred to by three initials
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Swimming pool injury
• The Wild Colonials
• Down By the River
• Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• Judging women by their books
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• The Who By Numbers
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• chase your shadow till the sun goes down
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• On Being the one who goes away
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• All Fall Down
• The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• Be careful and don't fall down
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Who wants a down vote
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Down by the Salley Gardens
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• I want to fall down your front step.
• To The Children Who Paddle And Fall In The Shallows
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Fall Down
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan

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