Findings:

• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• happy ending
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Marriage is a thing in ending stories
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• There is no happy ending
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Not just a happy ending
• make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Happy Endings
• Short Stories with Tragic Endings
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Happy endings are not our birthright.
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• my religion doesn't have a name
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• we will become a happy ending
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The choice you have to make
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The sad story of the dual devirginization of a traffic cone
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• backward combatability
• backwards masking
• backward compatibility
• Backwards compatibility of the toaster
• backward completion principle
• backward K
• Shopping backwards
• How to play music backwards
• backward inference
• A Horse With No Name backwards
• Backwards Attraction
• backward pawn
• The Dark Backward
• backwards day
• Bending my thumb backwards
• Backwards Knee (user)
• How to sail backwards
• backward square leg
• I love her backwards
• And the machine ran backwards
• How to speak English backwards
• Evensong blackbirds sing eleven songs backwards
• United States prison abuse: a step backwards
• laughter backwards
• And how the silence surged softly backward
• Backwards, blackbirds, forwards and fall
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• backwards induction
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Moving in reverse, living backwards
• Traveling Backwards
• faded af backwards spells faded af
• America’s Backward Experiment
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway

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