Findings:

• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Come home with me
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Dont come near me. (user)
• What in the world has come over me
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Come Pick Me Up
• something terrible comes over me
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Make me care
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm going to kill you
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• They think I'm a god
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not what you think
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Come to Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• Come Talk To Me
• Come fly with me
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Dont come near me (user)
• Liver, come back to me
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• (Come get me).
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm Going Home
• all your monsters come to me
• Come and Go Mad
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this is how i'm going to die.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• My cats think I'm a God
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.

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