Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "some brown guy who doesn't know English, Spanish, Russian, Arabic, body language, or basic human decency"

• Helping people cheat
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• just to have some human contact
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Love, it's who you know.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Human body composition
• To those who know who they are
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• English language
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Swimming pool injury
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Deep inside, you know that some things are boundless
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• English words of Arabic origin
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• a woman who knows nothing
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Examples of the inadequacy of the English Language
• English as a World Language
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• some body (user)
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Things guys think girls should know
• Speak English or Die
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The English language is based on a series of misunderstandings
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• No One Knows Who I Am
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• One who knows does not speak
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• I Know Some Lonely Houses Off the Road
• Who Knows One?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• You Know Who (user)
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The evolutionary purpose of human body hair
• brown eyed guy (user)
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Removing Elements from the Human Body: A Thought Experiment
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• English is a living language
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• English is the hot dog of languages
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The human body as proof for evolution
• Cambridge Grammar of the English Language
• Guys who wear skirts
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• funny fat guy who dies
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• English as a Second Language
• John Brown's Body
• poetry hacks human languages
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• A Book of Human Language
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Capital punishment denies citizens basic human rights
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• never know who told it best
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• who knows (user)
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Basic English
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• let me know who you are now.
• Russians know watches
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• language complicates our lives
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Body English
• Geri Halliwell
• fractal design of the dramatic human body
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Odd facts about the human body
• Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Politics and the English Language
• English language letter frequencies
• The English Language
• Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Difficult English vowels for Spanish speakers
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• California English Language Development Test
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• English is not a Romance language
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• the produce guy or the angel?
• the basic laws of human stupidity
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• English As A Second F*cking Language
• Measurements based on the human body
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• criminalize the human body
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• We are humans. We want to know everything.
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Body language
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• human body

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