Findings:

• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Out of turn
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The end will be a sellout
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Turn the dark cloud inside out
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• turn out
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Choosing to be gay
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• The Who Sell Out
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• Type A blood
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• play dumb
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Who Will Be There
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Glad to be gay
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Easier to be gay
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The man who refused to be King
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to be a more productive writer
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• I Turned Out a Punk
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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