Findings:
- The next life will be better
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Everything will be alright
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- You will be assimilated
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Someday, I will be strong
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I will always be weird inside
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- The revolution will not be televised
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- I will be your young sinner
- They will not be named!
- If it be your will
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- It will be good when I am leader
- I will be light
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- the world will be remade in our image
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The end will be a sellout
- Who Will Be There
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- On the comet there will be much pie
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- I will be in my trailer!
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- I will always be in the details
- There Will Be Blood
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- what it takes to be a fool
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Will I cease to be
- What life after death will really be like
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I fear I will be nothing
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Marks which will never be broken
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- The revolution will not be webcast
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- Carl Everett
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- there will be a last
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- There will be no more stories to read
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- It will never be just you
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- This love will be your downfall.
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Boys will be boys
- node that will be my legacy
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- There will be time
- The television will not be revolutionized
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Will I be given that chance?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- all the cute guys will be there
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- I must die or be better
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It is better to be thought a fool
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Rebeca Martinez
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- What can be better than that?
- The Revolution will be televised
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- There will never be another you
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- My RPG will be a work of art
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Even the dead will not be safe
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