Findings:

• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• one thing just tears him down
• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You want that I should rough him up?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• My self-image hurts him
• I was Chris to him
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• A day without him is three months long
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• o come let us adore him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• tears of blood
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Inspiring Him
• i smile at him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break

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