Findings:
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- My first comet
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How television car chases influenced me
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How Do You Want Me?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- An American in Tours
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to tell she's good looking
- You, standing
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Tell me a story about trains
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Prom nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell if you need new tires
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- When you want me and how you want me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Churches that tell you how to live
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to herd people in public
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- two-way mirror
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- He taught me how to smoke
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- 206
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
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