Findings:
- My first comet
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Tell me a story about trains
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- two-way mirror
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- An American in Tours
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How Do You Want Me?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- This is my truth tell me yours
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How television car chases influenced me
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- 206
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- You, standing
- How to tell she's good looking
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- When you want me and how you want me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Café or coffee shop? How the game is changing.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to tell if you need new tires
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to herd people in public
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Collision avoidance technique
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- He taught me how to smoke
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
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