Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that's the girl who turned me down in high school, and now I get to see her boobs anyway because she's really drunk, stupid and most importantly, on this videotape."

• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Helping people cheat
• Gravity really gets me down
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• the High School Down the Street
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Bromley High School for Girls
• let me know who you are now.
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Who are "they" anyway?
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• get off me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Who am us, anyway?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• get drunk
• Laid down on the bed that wasn't her own
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Get off the shed
• What you see is what you get
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If only I could get into her head
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• Turn Things Upside Down
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• now I'm down in it
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Calm Me Down
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Get drunk on History
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I get high on Jesus
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Because I Got High
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I often get drunk in my basement
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Now I get it
• Because the city is falling down
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• emotions others don't get to see
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Get In Shape Girl
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The man is bringing me down
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Tear Me Down
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• girl that's unusually hard to pin down (unusual, then)
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• putting down her palette and brushes
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• everything gets written down
• FULL MOON SHINE DOWN ON ME
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Girl drink drunk
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• How you gonna keep her down on the farm
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Music to get drunk to
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful

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