Findings:
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
- drop a piano on his head
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He flops over and bonks his head
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- watch his heart turning into rock
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Shave your head and run naked into the woods.
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
- After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- I tried to pull you into my head
- Head First
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Off with his head!
- George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- If only I could get into her head
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
- Addled Parliament
- First wave ska music
- our first time
- First Amendment
- First Lady
- first
- First Aid
- First past the post
- First Post
- first generation of elementary particles
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- First person
- The first time
- first at-bat
- The first node
- overproduced Christmas pop song
- first lieutenant
- first down
- America First
- first date
- First Manassas
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When I first met you
- First World
- First kiss
- First node on everything
- Double first
- Newton's First Law of Motion
- The First Man
- First edition
- The first truth-value logic computer
- Never be the first to let go
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- My First Absolution!
- My First Exorcism
- Who's on first?
- First Age
- Love at first sight
- The Universe always gets the first move
- first cousin
- first category
- Always for the first time
- Since feeling is first
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- there's a first time for everything
- first draft
- X-Men: First Appearances
- the first person "you"
- my first poem
- The First Three Minutes
- Right of the First Knight
- My first experience with opium
- First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Star Wars first draft
- First day of school
- First Union Center
- Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
- Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
- Mariner:Part the First
- first crossword puzzle
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- first exposure
- first impression
- the first thought of Zarathustra
- Great first lines
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Star Trek: First Contact
- First Line, Last Line
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- to a first approximation
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Who made the first bread?
- First Crusade
- The first beer of the morning
- first isomorphism theorem
- proof of the first isomorphism theorem
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
- First Commandment of Piloting
- Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
- If at first you don't succeed
- first cause argument
- Stealth first person shooter
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- My First Sony
- First rule of comedy
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- First Impact
- False First Impact
- the first song of the day
- Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
- Do it right the first time
- first arrival
- The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
- First Watch
- My first trip to Hooters
- First Precept
- First law of thermodynamics
- Dungeon Mastering for the first time
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Women making the first move
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- First They Came
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
- State of the First Amendment Survey
- First Prince of the Sword
- You are no longer someone's first
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- My First and Last Communion
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- The First Year of Hugo in Review
- First cigarette of the day
- First date kissing
- programs compiling on the first try
- first date discovery
- Surviving Your First Autocross
- First Tuesday
- The first computer virus
- First African-American in Space
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
- first language
- First Canadian Place
- First Amendment Apathy
- Ice forms first on bridges
- The first atomic test
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