Findings:
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- fuck you pay me
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Bend a bar over
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- just a nice guy (user)
- I Bended unto Me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Sometimes it just blows over
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Bend Over Boyfriend
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Would you just look at this thing
- bend over backwards
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Bend Over
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Helping people cheat
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Bend over, here it comes again
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- The just deserts of Table Four
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- just hold me, and let me weep
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Fuck me harder
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- it's still just me in here
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- The best kind of bartender
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Guys who wear skirts
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Friends who fuck
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Just call me fluffy
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- She just looks at me
- fuck me and marry me young
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- What Playboy taught me just now
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- i just want to know who i am
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- it's just me (user)
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Just a guy on a horse
- just a guy (user)
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- You just cut that guy off
- Fuck me boots
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Fuck me till I fart
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- funny fat guy who dies
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Smile at guys, for me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- She Fucks Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- All Over the Guy
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- They just kind of went away
- People just expect things from me
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Just Me (user)
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just to see what it would be like
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Friendship's just another kind of love
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
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