Findings:
- If I Were a Rich Man
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Behave as if there were a God
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- We're waiting for you to die
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- The Sensitive Naked Man
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- "We're With Ditka"
- Let's pretend we're married
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- When you were my baby
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- Of course, they were wrong
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Once Were Warriors
- Man Stroke Woman
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- We were supposed to fall
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- We're, Where, Were
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- November 4, 1995
- It hurt when we were pruned
- If Wishes Were Horses
- We were tripping
- They Were Eleven
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- When We Were Mud
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- We were never really friends
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Those were the days
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Eat Drink Man Woman
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I'd elope if I were you
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- We're shifting the paradigm
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- We're the Replacements
- If the real world were like the internet
- If All the World Were Paper
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- this is it, we're going to die
- the words were enough
- You were my plans tonight
- I was into them after they were hip
- When We Were Kings
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- If This Were a Movie
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- It's a jailbreak; we're free.
- When we were liars things were seamless
- Or were they chords of sun?
- The Ten Who Were Taken
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- We're all guinea pigs
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- Fossils were put there by God
- When We Were Very Young
- You were here when I fell asleep
- When We Were Orphans
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If Jesus were alive today
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Where were you then?
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
- one man's summer is another woman's winter
- There was a man and a woman
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- The Woman, naked
- Bean Woman and Corn Man
- We're Only In It For The Money
- Wish You Were Here
- Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existence.
- Man Smart, Woman Smarter
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- We're in this Together
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- If my life were an arcade game
- RFC 602
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- You Were on My Mind
- Were
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- We're trying to have a baby
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- when we were children
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- We're all doing just fine
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Even if we're not together
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- when you were words
- why we were chosen
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- If I were
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The place where you were undone
- If the Current Were to Call
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- vanity and the man woman thing
- In the long run, we're all dead
- I wish I were close
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- When were the gospels written?
- If Linux distributions were Airlines
- No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- As if either one of us were happy
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
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