Findings:

• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• They Might Be Giants
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Your god might be evil....
• You might be a Michigander
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Let's just be friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I just want to be friends
• Can't we all just be friends?
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• If I only had a brain
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• only the named can be destroyed
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You might be a Mormon
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There can be only one
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Rebeca Martinez
• you had to be there
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• No one can be in two places at once
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Can we still be friends?
• I had cool friends in high school
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• My Only Friend
• She Had to Be Sure
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• might be burned in at this point
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Trying to be friends
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• how to be a friend
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I Might Be Wrong
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Darkness Be My Friend
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Two Shall Be Born
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• it would be hilarious if only
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Adam fell that men might be
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Beware! This might be reality!
• you just might be evil
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Your dog might be evil...
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• what can only be described as beast pits
• only then will we be safe from each other
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• You might be a moogle...
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• Should I be happy?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• American Road Trip: Cryptid Trail, Part Two
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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