Findings:

• No threat should be taken lightly
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• stupidity should be painful
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Automobile tire pressure
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• titles should be approached laterally
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Should I be happy?
• no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Names that should never be given to important files
• why you should never be a referee
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Children should be seen and not heard
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• It should not be this complicated
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Why should we be moral?
• You Should Be Sober
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• How Should A Person Be?
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I should be able to remember your face
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Farmers' Market
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Food should not be luminous
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Things every child should be taught
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• What is and what should never be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• AI should be our top priority.
• Laundry should be free
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• My life may no longer be my own
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• There will be no more stories to read
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• No place I'd rather be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Should I be sorry?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with waka!
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Why you should not be mean
• No one can be totally logical
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Be
• To do is to be
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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