Findings:
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- When first my way to fair I took
- audio editing
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I first met you
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- When I went back in time to kill you
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- When you kill people they die
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- I try to see myself
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I decided to kill myself
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Only When I Lose Myself
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When We Try Talking
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- programs compiling on the first try
- Buying your first mountain bike
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- when it was done
- First contact
- our first time
- first place
- First Lady
- First Aid
- First past the post
- The First Third
- first generation of elementary particles
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- First person
- The first time
- first at-bat
- The first node
- first base
- first down
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- First baseman
- first date
- First Manassas
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- halfway house for my name first
- First World
- First node on everything
- Double first
- Newton's First Law of Motion
- The First Man
- First edition
- The first truth-value logic computer
- True At First Light
- Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
- My First Absolution!
- Mahler Symphony No. 1
- Who's on first?
- First Age
- Love at first sight
- The Universe always gets the first move
- first cousin
- first category
- Always for the first time
- Since feeling is first
- The very first computer bug
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- first draft
- X-Men: First Appearances
- the first person "you"
- my first poem
- The First Three Minutes
- Right of the First Knight
- My first experience with opium
- First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Star Wars first draft
- First day of school
- First Union Center
- Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
- Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
- Mariner:Part the First
- first crossword puzzle
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- first exposure
- first impression
- the first thought of Zarathustra
- Great first lines
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Star Trek: First Contact
- First Line, Last Line
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- to a first approximation
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Who made the first bread?
- First Crusade
- The first beer of the morning
- Wilderness First Responder
- Nothing is as important as it first seems
- first isomorphism theorem
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
- The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
- Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
- If at first you don't succeed
- first cause argument
- Stealth first person shooter
- My First Sony
- First rule of comedy
- The gun in the first act goes off in the third
- First Impact
- False First Impact
- the first song of the day
- Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
- Do it right the first time
- first arrival
- The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
- First Watch
- My first trip to Hooters
- First Precept
- First law of thermodynamics
- Dungeon Mastering for the first time
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Women making the first move
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- First They Came
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
- State of the First Amendment Survey
- First Prince of the Sword
- You are no longer someone's first
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- My First and Last Communion
- The First Year of Hugo in Review
- First cigarette of the day
- First date kissing
- first date discovery
- Surviving Your First Autocross
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- First Tuesday
- First African-American in Space
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
- first language
- First Canadian Place
- First Amendment Apathy
- Ice forms first on bridges
- The first atomic test
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- The first tag
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