Findings:

• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When I was your age
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Stoned music memories
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• When did the World get so old?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I am blind when I want to be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• When shall I be free?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I get like this
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• I'll get there when I get there
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Things to do when technology gets here
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• Age of Empires
• The Age
• New Age
• The Five Ages Of Man
• Aged
• High Middle Ages
• of age
• The Age of Adversity: The 14th Century
• The Age of Reason
• Age of Reason
• age of ineptitude
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Time appearing to accelerate with age
• Atomic Age
• The Modern Age
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• age quiz
• Greek Dark Age
• The Age of Reptiles
• The Age of Mammals
• Medieval Art
• I met a man twice my age
• spiritual age
• Heart flutterings hurt more as I age
• Golden Age of Porn
• The Age Of Spiritual Machines
• Pre-Golden Age
• L/AofSC:OLD AGE
• interpersonal attraction in the information age
• Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind
• First Age of Mankind
• Second Age of Mankind
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• age (user)
• The Gilded Age
• gay age
• Kids that age think they know it all
• act your age not your shoe size
• Pleasure in Middle Age
• Life is half over at age 10
• Space Age
• Networking in Paleontology's "Dark Ages"
• The End of the Ice Age and the Rise of Urban Fire
• How to not fake aged paper
• Jet Age

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