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• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Skim this life but never live
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• Much Ado About Nothing
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Twelve: About the Common Mind
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Forgetting his life away
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You can never get away from yourself
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• All About My Mother
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• But What About the Property Damage?
• I want to hear about his day in person
• You'll never get away with this!
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• The rest of the room, which fades away
• The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
• Forever blue, but never black
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Building the NOC in the desert
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I never really thought about it
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Make no bones about it
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Kirby G6
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• The Obi Wan, Anakin Skywalker conspiracy
• the sheet symbolizes wind, the wind carries away the mind
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
• Bears all his sons away;
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Anakin Skywalker
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It never rains but it pours
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• executed but never exposed
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves

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