Findings:

• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What can you get for three cents?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• How to get free clothes in Disney World
• When water chokes you
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When sex hurts (Men)
• We get too tense when we drive
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Money can buy happiness
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Getting a free case of beer
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• Can I get a sketch?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• When sex hurts (women)
• When having sex in Poland
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Piero Manzoni
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• can you get enough of me?
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• The least I can get away with
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• How to get free magazines
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• get yourself free
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• Things to do when technology gets here
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Stoned music memories
• I'll get there when I get there
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When did the World get so old?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When having sex in Binary
• When having sex in Germany
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• When having sex in Austria
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When can it end?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Get out of jail free card
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Free sex
• Get out of Hell free card
• Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Getting free computer parts
• How to get a 19" monitor for free
• Getting free pizza
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When I get mad I throw harder
• When I get like this
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When shall I be free?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• How we buy things
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him

If you Log in you could create a "why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.