Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There Will Be Blood
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Boys will be boys
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You will be assimilated
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The television will not be revolutionized
• there will be a last
• It will never be just you
• The revolution will not be televised
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You never think it will be the ducks
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I will be silent as I wait
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• the world will be remade in our image
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Will I cease to be
• Carl Everett
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I will always be weird inside
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• What life after death will really be like
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I will be in my trailer!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Everything will be alright
• I will be light
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will be good when I am leader
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• They will not be named!
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I will not be voting
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There will be time
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• all the cute guys will be there
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Marks which will never be broken
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Will I be given that chance?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• There will be no more stories to read
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will be your young sinner
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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