Findings:

• the road ahead will be bumpy
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There Will Be Blood
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If it be your will
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The television will not be revolutionized
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• It will be good when I am leader
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I will be your young sinner
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Who Will Be There
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Carl Everett
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• What life after death will really be like
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I will be light
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• there will be a last
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Everything will be alright
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If your wish be to close me
• Squids will be Squids
• I will be silent as I wait
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• node that will be my legacy
• Be careful what you wish for
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The end will be a sellout
• may you be granted a purple robe
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Will I be given that chance?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be in my trailer!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Revolution will be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• all the cute guys will be there
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Even the dead will not be safe

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