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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Just because it happened to you
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Just for the hell of it
• What the hell happened to us?
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Something Happens
• happen
• Shit happens
• This will never happen
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What do you want to see happen?
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Something Happened
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• an accident waiting to happen
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• compost happens
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Programming for a drug dealer
• worse things happen at sea
• Whatever happened to reverence for the holidays?
• Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
• World War II never happened
• It Could Happen to You
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Sometimes it happens
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What if nothing happens
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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