Findings:

• The next life will be better
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• What life after death will really be like
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I must die or be better
• You will be assimilated
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• There will be no more stories to read
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The revolution will not be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• There will be time
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• the world will be remade in our image
• I fear I will be nothing
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I will be in my trailer!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Someday, I will be strong
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If it be your will
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Marks which will never be broken
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• My life may no longer be my own
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Carl Everett
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be your young sinner
• It will never be just you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Boys will be boys
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Will I cease to be
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• all the cute guys will be there
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• To be noble in an average life
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Rebeca Martinez
• There will never be another you
• What can be better than that?
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I will always be in the details
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Even the dead will not be safe

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