Findings:

• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• That would be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You mean the me that you would be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Just to see what it would be like
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If you would be so kind
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I never thought it would be like this
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• That I Would Be Good
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Be gentle with me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• let me be your first upvote
• That Would Be Enough
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Where would America be without Canada?
• A whimper would be fine
• OBAFGKM
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Mind without body
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• far be it from me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Where's the kaboom?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If God was willing to let it be
• Look siad me Be like me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• She was too beautiful to be human
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If your wish be to close me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter

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