Findings:
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- but these are only ripples
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I can only speak for myself
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- But thanks for playing
- Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
- Only When I Lose Myself
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I was only starting to grow
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- He Was Only Joking
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- /but what was the question?
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- Dumb laws
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- I was into them after they were hip
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Fuck them all but the six
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- That was a joke, son.
- (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I was only following orders
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- War is only fun on screen
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I Was the Loner of Paradise Valley
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
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