Findings:
- Why you should not be mean
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Food should not be luminous
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- titles should be approached laterally
- What is and what should never be
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Children should be seen and not heard
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Should I be happy?
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I should be able to remember your face
- How Should A Person Be?
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Automobile tire pressure
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Laundry should be free
- Things every child should be taught
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- AI should be our top priority.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Names that should never be given to important files
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Chalant should be a word!
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Why should we be moral?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- This node should be filled with renga!
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- but you wanna be bad
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- stupidity should be painful
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Farmers' Market
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- This poem can be put off no longer
- When you know things are just meant to be
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- It should not be this complicated
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- why you should never be a referee
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- You Should Be Sober
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- This node should be filled with bees!
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- What does it mean to be free?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Hot pursuit
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Should I be sorry?
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Funerals should be a celebration
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