Findings:

• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• based on events that may have happened
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• an accident waiting to happen
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Accidents Never Happen
• So you don't have to
• Accidents will happen
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• An accident impatient to happen
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Stoned music memories
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Animals people have sex with
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Don't defile my sex
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't take sex too seriously
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• worse things have happened to better people
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Sex in a small car
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to have lesbian sex
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Two virgins about to have sex
• you don't have to do this
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• unless you have integrated
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I don't have a television set
• Car accident
• The I-80 Accident
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• The Accident
• cold water accident
• An Accident of Hope
• United States nuclear accidents definition codes
• A Terrible Accident
• Car accident theory
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Cerebrovascular accident
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• sentience is not an accident
• Safe Boating is no Accident
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people

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