Findings:

• Eye contact at a distance
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I still haven't tried the roulette
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They Might Be Giants
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They want me for a focus group!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• They asked me to write a letter
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They don't understand my tea
• They mass produce plastic women
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They're drugs, they change you
• Prilosec
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Rape committed by women
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They had been expecting me
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Of course, they were wrong
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They always jump off the east side
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• I know they are watching me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Seasick, Yet Still Docked
• They don't touch me the same way
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They hum like angels
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They said no
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Live Era '87-'93
• The Things They Carried
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Now you do what they told ya
• they
• cat haters
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• They Flee From Me
• The owls are not what they seem
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Still Alive
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Things they should teach in school
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They don't know what they're missing
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ground rush
• They Live
• They just kind of went away
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They must have faces
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They Know Me
• Still Alive and Well
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Things you give people that they keep
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They think I'm a god
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• People want what they cannot have
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• They Were Eleven
• that lump they call your brain
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Yet The Sun Still Rose
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• They all lived happily ever after
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They danced with fire claws
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They killed our Lord
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• play dumb
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• First They Came
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• But what are they really thinking?
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The Harder They Come
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• They moved like a river
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Chipirones en su tinta
• And They Believed Me!
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.

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