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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Have you ever made a just man?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Be a model or just look like one
• You, standing
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
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• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• It must have rained or something
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• just to have some human contact
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• They have taken enough
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I may or may not have been naked
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have just been shot
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• completely
• completely secure
• Completely unexplainable random behavior
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• How to Disappear Completely
• The glass is always completely full
• Pages, almost completely torn
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Edward Feser's completely male God
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set

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