Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Being staked down into blistering-hot-and-salty desert soil by rusty nails through various extremities of my body while being covered in honey and left for the fire-ants"

• Being betrayed by one's own body
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Swimming pool injury
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• Accidental death odds
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Living well through being British
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Heidegger: Being Seen Through the Lens of Presence and Mediation
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• The Wild Colonials
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Being Involved
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• For the Time Being
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Being Black

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