Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Can't take too long or we run out of hot water, and I'm late for work. Can't go through it too quickly, or I don't get clean and I don't get the proper comfy after-shower hot-water buzz going."

• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Rape committed by women
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Can't get you out of my head
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Getting water out of a cactus
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't get it
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't go out without a coat
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Why can't I get over her
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• You can't get there from here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Stoned music memories
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• We get too tense when we drive
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What happens when you get too lonely
• can't get with
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• emotions others don't get to see
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• You just don't get it
• Don't Go Out the Door
• You don't get a song
• At least things can't get any worse
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Can't we all just get along?
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't want to go back to work
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Go out and get some fresh air
• A reason to drink
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Shit or get off the pot
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

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