Findings:

• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I've been smoking ever since
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Ken Lay
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Fucked up Facts from History
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I've been a woman for too long
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• You Fucked Up!
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most beautiful computer ever
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I've Been Tired
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Dick Green
• My most disturbing dream ever
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The most confusing bet ever
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fucked Up
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been working on my homework
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• fucked up criteria (user)
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been searching
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've been waiting forever
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I've Never Been to Me
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• pointless HTML in email
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I've been trying to count the stars
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• I've been dead a long time
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I’ve been completed
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Fucked up ways to die
• Shut The Fuck Up
• People have fucked up before
• fuck up
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• The Wild Colonials
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• And All That Could Have Been
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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