Findings:

• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell me a story about clouds
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about trains
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Tell me about your faith
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Where did Archie find the time?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tell me a story about elephants
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Tell me a story about rains
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• Time will tell
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Tell me a story about mains
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me a story about flowers
• It's about damn time
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Attitudes about sexuality in Sumer vs. America
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about brains
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• did you ever wonder (user)
• My first comet
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• What I tell you three times is true
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M

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