Findings:

• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't Be Afraid
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• you have to be kidding
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• painting stars that have come to be
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Here be Cows
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Here Be Monsters
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Some things that fly there be
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Don't be sad
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• some day we will all be gone
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Baptist jokes
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• I don't have a television set
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't piss here
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• A reason to drink
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Here Be Dragons
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• you have to be close to catch it
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There is some place I need to be
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Don't Be Evil
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Be Here Now
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• don't be absurd (user)
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I don't want to be successful
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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