Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Frank Zappa may be a little nuts, but some of his songs move the hell out of me"

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Starving in the greenhouse
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• may you be granted a purple robe
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Some things that fly there be
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Rebeca Martinez
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I may not be unbreakable
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Look siad me Be like me
• Be that as it may
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Hot pursuit
• My life may no longer be my own
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• May the Fourth be with you
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If your wish be to close me
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Any song can be a love song
• and the world may be long for you
• Animals which may be immortal
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• OBAFGKM
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Let me be your fantasy
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Fishing may be painful
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• There is some place I need to be
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• gods we may be
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends

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