Findings:

• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Creeps Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Walk Like Me
• Black Like Me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You like me, you really like me!
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• like you love me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A Doll Like Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You're like a brother to me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Like A Friend
• Broken like me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• treat me like a woman
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you like me?
• My Company Likes Me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Look siad me Be like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Republican Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• He brings me books like flowers
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Dead Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Bleed Like Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• unfinished (like me)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Women only like me for my mind
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Friends
• Best friend
• imaginary friend
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• You mean the me that you would be
• I have lots of gay friends
• gay friends
• I have a friend
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Trying to be friends
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• just a friend

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