Findings:

• Dammit, I'm mad
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• They think I'm a god
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• To Stay in those moments
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• So. Central Rain
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• God Is in the Eye of the Beholder
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• her eyes can't find you at first
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eye of God
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• God helps those who help themselves
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• God's Eye
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• God and those dang Computers
• That hair. That face. Those eyes.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm Not Sorry
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• The Mote in God's Eye
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• The fire of God in his eyes
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• The Green Eye of the Yellow God
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• "God" billboards
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Those who can't do, teach
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm so sorry
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Dammit! I can't win
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm in one of those moods again
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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