Findings:

• Please God, make me a stone.
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• please let me in (user)
• Tell me more
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please help me!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
• Please Please Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• please forgive me (user)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Show Me God
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• So help me God
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Please stop annoying me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You tell me this is God?
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please, Call me Honky
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• More Alive Than Me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• A more delicate and biddable me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• A conversation between me and god
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Someone please kill me
• Please Kill Me
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• God holds me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• listen()
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Give me a moment, please
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• spare me the details
• Pleased to Meet Me
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Please do not bring me flowers
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please please please let me get what I want
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• let me speak please (user)
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• spare me (user)
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• hurt me more (user)
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You taught me more than hugging
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• call me garbage one more time
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• god help me
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• God of Gamblers
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• God Knows
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!

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