Findings:

• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What have you done for me lately?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Could you have danced with me?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Have One On Me
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• It could have been me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• tell me what you have in your heart
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Things video games have taught me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You have no power over me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I have seen the elephant
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Dogs that have owned me
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I Seen Footage
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Questions I have had today
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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