Findings:

• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• That's Just How He Was
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• great things he has taught us
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• He who has ears, let him hear
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Was Only Joking
• some say he was never here at all
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• like nothing ever was
• All you ever did was let it happen
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He says the most beautiful things
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Ebonics began with pirates
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• He was found
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The Most Interesting Man in the World
• the hottest it has ever been
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• pointless HTML in email
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• he has her eyes
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I married him because he was not mean
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• He has spit in my coat
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• he was a punk poet himself
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• making certain he was touching her
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• More than he was willing to give
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Japanese alphabet
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He Was a Crook
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• All he left her was alone
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On

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