Findings:
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I won't ever understand
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- All he left her was alone
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- he has her eyes
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Why won't he call?
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- I won't ever understand me
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He gave her a daisy
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
- making certain he was touching her
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- She won't kiss him until she marries him
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Now more than ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- All I ever wanted to be
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever lose my legs
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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