Findings:

• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• What have you been smoking?
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How we could still have a President Trump
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• He's been places they have not.
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How long have you known?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• What Might Have Been
• Sex in a small car
• How we have grown apart
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How could you ever have enough?
• How to have lesbian sex
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• AES may have been broken
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• i have been burning for so long
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Sex with a chicken
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How the mighty have fallen
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How to "Have People"
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• You, standing
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to have an out of body experience
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• how many more must die?
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!

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