Findings:
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Training to be a RIT team
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Automobile tire pressure
- You will be assimilated
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- The revolution will not be televised
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- I fear I will be nothing
- That would be me
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- How To Be Good
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- The next life will be better
- I will be in my trailer!
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How to be a troll
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a terrible customer
- The Revolution will be televised
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Let me be your fantasy
- The revolution will not be webcast
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Running toward the edge
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Be gentle with me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- The end will be a sellout
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How the Moon Came to Be
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- On the comet there will be much pie
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Look siad me Be like me
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet Came to Be
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to be invisible
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Boys will be boys
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Carl Everett
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- How to be an improv musician
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- How to be a backstabber
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- How to be a fuck-up
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- How to be telekinetic
- There will be time
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- The television will not be revolutionized
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Will I cease to be
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Will I be given that chance?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How to be anonymous
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I will always be weird inside
- Be cool in college
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- how to be a friend
- How the Sun Came to Be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Who Will Be There
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Goops and How to be Them
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- OBAFGKM
- Should high school be mandatory?
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Marks which will never be broken
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
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