Findings:

• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Violins can't help it
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• help im a rock (user)
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• The Girl Can't Help It
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• afraid
• Why we are so afraid
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Afraid of Sunlight
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• Are You Afraid of the Dark?
• What is love? And why are people afraid of pursuing it?
• Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue III
• I am deathly afraid of February
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• Afraid of the Dark
• Afraid of Everything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• I am not afraid of you any more
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• If you're afraid of the dark remember the night rainbow
• Be Not Afraid
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Afraid (user)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• She is afraid of not being shy
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I Am Afraid of the Dark
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• when the gods are afraid
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• what are you afraid of?
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• if you're afraid, that's where you should start
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• i am not afraid
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I am afraid
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself

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