Findings:

• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Every Which Way but Loose
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'm not racist but...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• her eyes can't find you at first
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• So the sheep will push back
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I'm not homophobic but...
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• and but so
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• i can't find it anywhere
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• you can't have it both ways
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I can't find the any key
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Being a dickhead
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can run, but you can't hide
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary

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