Findings:
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- All about a Bombay dance bar.
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- A word from anyone's alien
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Happy Hour at Club Limbo (document)
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
- Westbound on Interstate 10, four hours from El Paso
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Harvey Mudd College Honor Code: Cases From the 80's
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- i'm flying from a fire
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- I'm not talking about
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Common misconception about bisexuals
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Most pernicious misconception about evolution
- Poem about unseen aliens
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Most of what I know about social inequality
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Alien from L.A.
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I'm about to create a new node!
- The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- Across the street from the karaoke bar
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- I'm From New Jersey
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
- The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Happy Hour
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- The Girl from Ipanema
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- The Most Happy Fella
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- The things I'm most ashamed of
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Murder at 1600
- The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 160
- Ultra 160 SCSI
- Atari 400/800
- Child of the 80s
- Link 80
- 800
- Psalm 80
- 800 Club
- Moby Dick - Chapter 80
- The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 80
- Sequential Circuits Model 800 Sequencer
- Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 Version 2.4
- TWA Flight 800
- Sun 3/80
- 800 meter run
- That '80s Show
- Dewey Decimal System: 800
- Tahiti 80
- Catullus 80
- 80 If We're Lucky
- 80s Cartoons
- JLA #80
- International Harvester Scout 80
- Breaking 80
- Joan of Arc on the 8:00 D5
- Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
- Sun Ultra 80
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- Why I am neurotic about love
- Haiku about kleenices
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
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