Findings:
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Never Had It So Good
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- I've Never met a nice South African
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The best I never had
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I've had you here before
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- You've never had it so good
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- These are the memories I never had
- I've Never Been to Me
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- Letters I've written, never meaning to send
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Why I've never been ice skating
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The death of a man I had never known
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- I've never
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- If I had a nickel...
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The best teacher I ever had
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I had pleasant times as well
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I had my balls shaved
- had a few
- i had a dream about the future
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I Had Always Known
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I just had this thought of summer past
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
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