Findings:
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- It's not supposed to be anything
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Hot pursuit
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- There will be no more stories to read
- She must be what cocaine is like
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- What life after death will really be like
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- There need to be more powers
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I didn't change anything!
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Peace be upon him
- What is it like to be a bat?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Quake Done Quick
- Just to see what it would be like
- Look siad me Be like me
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Mind without body
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Be a model or just look like one
- Be different, just like everyone else
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- What it's like to be skinny
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- What it's like to be in love
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Where's the kaboom?
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
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