Findings:

• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Much like what music wants to be
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Laundry should be free
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This node should be filled with bees!
• why you should never be a referee
• stupidity should be painful
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Mind without body
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Automobile tire pressure
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Why you should not be mean
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I should be able to remember your face
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Things every child should be taught
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Should high school be mandatory?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Hot pursuit
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It should not be this complicated
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Why should we be moral?
• Chalant should be a word!
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with renga!
• How Should A Person Be?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• titles should be approached laterally
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• may your fruit be like you
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• treat every moment like it's your last
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• We should all like sex and drugs
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• treat me like a woman
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Farmers' Market
• What life after death will really be like
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Food should not be luminous
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• What it's like to be in love
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• What is and what should never be
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• AI should be our top priority.
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Just to see what it would be like
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• What it's like to be skinny
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Be different, just like everyone else
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Look siad me Be like me
• You Should Be Sober
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Be a model or just look like one
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Should I be sorry?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Funerals should be a celebration

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